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weird| Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking |
 You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal. You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk. You should major in: Philosophy Music Theology Art History Foreign language |
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flirty amused flirty| Started : 01st January 2006 05:38:16 AM Ended : 01st January 2006 09:41:13 PM |
Alco Money! : $ 548 |
hollywood_chick is a downcast Muslim. hollywood_chick drank 6 Mint Juleps, 10 Vermouths, 1 Gin, 1 Cosmopolitan.sh00garb00ger is an up-tight Fundementalist Christian who intimidates the elderly at the weekend just for kicks. sh00garb00ger decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.donnie_Darko42 is a dispirited Atheist. donnie_Darko42 drank 11 Pilsners, 1 Rum.mongoosevogue is a radiant Atheist. mongoosevogue drank 19 Absinthes, 1 Hot Toddy.hobbesfitz is a happy-go-lucky Atheist and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years. hobbesfitz drank 15 Pilsners, 2 Pernods.peacebaby411 is a pleasant Muslim. peacebaby411 drank 17 Lagers.k_hobin is a detestable Fundementalist Christian and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. k_hobin decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.laterthansooner is an overwrought Liberal Christian. laterthansooner drank 1 Gin, 2 Sambuccas.ghetto_shaniqua is a constipated Wiccan. ghetto_shaniqua drank 2 Everclears, 10 Brandys, 2 Mescals, 3 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Mescal._singmetohappy is an enthusiastic Atheist and a prime contender for degenerate of the year 2006. _singmetohappy drank 6 Red Wines.yellow_iodine is a despicable Fundementalist Christian who enjoys booby trapping school buses with powerful incediary devices. yellow_iodine decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.iamkewl_er is a melancholy Wiccan and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. iamkewl_er drank 5 Poteens, 4 Aftershocks, 3 Bloody Marys.Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 8 portions in fact!
sh00garb00ger was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of iamkewl_er at a party hosted by someone known only as donnie_Darko42. iamkewl_er was burnt at the stake at donnie_Darko42's home sometime around 06:01:04 AM.
'Here's a good one, 'Did you know there's an atheists.....' started yellow_iodine before being rudely interrupted by hobbesfitz 'Aye, yellow_iodine! Isn't that Jesus peering through the window there?' and whilst hobbesfitz looked around yellow_iodine, hobbesfitz canned the limp wristed God botherer around the head with a pan!
donnie_Darko42 and hobbesfitz now seem to be inseperable after giving into temptation and romping like two love starved hogs over donnie_Darko42's parents couch!
mongoosevogue has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
donnie_Darko42 told them of their rather
strange fetish which involved them dressing up in sh00garb00ger's mothers wedding dress before egging themselves off. sh00garb00ger
quickly called the police. donnie_Darko42 is now behind bars.
According to peacebaby411 you can kill a dolphin by gluing up its blowhole with marmite.donnie_Darko42 and _singmetohappy fought all night after _singmetohappy whipped out a picture
of donnie_Darko42's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. k_hobin wet themselves amidst the hysteria.
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excited Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I put gum in mooblit's hair (-12 points). In July I stole followingdays's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, iamkewl_er (-5000 points). Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February I turned omega9815 in for littering (3 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5047 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
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